How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I touched a dick in church today
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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