How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
This is the prime rib incident all over again
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You've changed since you got that strap on
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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