This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
did you just send me my own nude
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
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