i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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