Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
