im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
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