It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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