White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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