And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
There r osticjed everywhere
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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