How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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