im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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