I wanna bring you to show and tell
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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