Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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