I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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