That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
