so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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