Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
where are you?
Hypothermia
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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