i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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