Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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