I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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