Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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