take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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