You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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