Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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