Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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