2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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