I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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