We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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