I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I have post one night stand depression
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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