Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
i out mim tonsoeep
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