She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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