I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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