Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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