Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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