i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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