put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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