And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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