yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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