that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
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