That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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