I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
People with herpes should wear stickers.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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