That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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