I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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