On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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