hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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