Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize
