It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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