5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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