Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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