YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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