I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I am full of burrito and curiosity
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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