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You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.

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Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?

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Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.

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(989): View more from Michigan

But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.

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(706): View more from Georgia

i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.

(1-706): View more from Georgia

save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.

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