If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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