just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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