what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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