"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Randomize
