Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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